Ten things that regularly happen on Mondays:
- Upon arriving at work, you find the wonderful clean rain smell has changed to a wet-dog-that-went-rolling-in-the-day-before-trash-pickup-dumpster smell.
- NPR has all the latest unemployment statistics – just to make you feel better.
- The email server restores all of last month’s spam.
- The only meeting you are looking forward to attending now includes three whiners and one bully.
- Lunch is still sitting on your kitchen counter – along with your wallet.
- What happened in Vegas apparently didn’t stay in Vegas.
- The Monday morning quarterbacks are also the Tuesday morning quarterbacks and the Friday morning quarterbacks.
- The hole where the rain comes in, didn’t get fixed.
- Contrary to hobbit wisdom, most all who wander ARE lost.
- Groundhog Day isn’t just a movie any more.
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